i am the problem.

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November 2011

The one sad thing about no more internet is that I won’t be able to read Not Always Right on my ipod under the covers.

Oct 31, 20111 note
#not always right

“I wasn’t wrong, but it wasn’t true either. Thanks for derailing my life, synthroid.”

I’m glad I still have chronic back pain to remind me what suffering is like.

Oct 31, 20112 notes
#dez

Man, I’m having such a nice time packing. I don’t feel stressed or rushed at all, just happy.

I work well with myself.

Oct 31, 20112 notes
#hooray for me
Oct 31, 201141,096 notes
I Feel Pretty Nicki Minaj Ft. Eminem

I’ve had this song stuck in my head all day.

WHY ME.

I guess because I feel prihTEE and wihTEE and GAYYYYYYYYYYYY.

Oct 31, 2011
Oct 31, 201117 notes
#perry bible fellowship

October 2011

Slow Down Jo Monsters of Folk

SO ready for no internets.

Oct 31, 201115 notes

“I want to never have gender or sex referred to unless it is pertinent. Like how you don’t specify that a person is white every time you talk about anything to do with a white person. I want gender to disappear. I want all things to be simplified. Gender, to me, just feels like presumptions and drama. I just want to be left alone.”

A sneak peek at an email I’m writing to Art.

Oct 31, 20114 notes
#tinkle town

I resent that I was called Mizzzz repeatedly today and that the person who kept saying it probably was required to. Your gendered honorifics do not make me feel respected.

[Fun fact: I accidentally typed “persona” instead of “person” initially.]

Oct 31, 20111 note
Oct 31, 2011384 notes
“Sometimes I think it is my mission to bring faith to the faithless, and doubt to the faithful.” —Paul Tillich (via 07121843)
Oct 31, 2011248 notes

It’s time to stop following almost everyone on social networking sites.

Oct 31, 20111 note
Oct 31, 2011
#xkcd
Oct 31, 20113 notes
#toothpaste for dinner
Oct 31, 2011150 notes
PACKING

LOL LOL LOL.

Oct 31, 20111 note

The Consumers Energy guy asked me if he could ask me why I’m not taking advantage of the special offers today (on TV and Internet) and I told him I don’t have the spare money right now and don’t need that stuff. He fell all over himself to tell me he appreciated my honest answer. 

Man, if there’s anything you can count on me for, it’s an honest answer.

Oct 31, 2011

If you’re trying to teach someone a lesson, maybe make sure the lesson isn’t that you’re batshit crazy.

Oct 30, 20112 notes

“I don’t understand your penis.”

Oct 30, 20111 note
#idle thoughts
Oct 30, 20113 notes
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